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Jaffa Cake Spread (dairy, soy, nut free)
1 15oz can of white beans (I used Great Northern) 1/4 cup fruit preserves of your choice (I used Aldi's Specialty Strawberry Preserves) 1/4 cup baking cocoa 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Combine all ingredients in a food processor bowl, and process until the mixture takes on a whipped texture. Transfer to a lidded dish, and refrigerate for at least one hour before serving as a fruit dip or bagel schmear. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appreciative Auntie with a tip a

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Dec 22, 20251 min read
The Menu: The Summer Cookout
Whether it's Independence Day in America, or Christmas in Australia, everyone loves a good summer cookout, even when you have a bunch of food allergies. Safe foods + lots of sunblock = the perfect summer day ☀️ In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1 "The" Iced Coffee + Maple Vanilla syrup The Munchies: The Snackle Box The Midwest Crudite Board Dips for Chips: Creamy Barbecue Horseradish Dip Fermented Not Salsa Lemon-Dill White Bean Spread Hummus On the Grill: Di

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Nov 21, 20251 min read
The Menu: Tailgating
Whether I'm in a parking lot or a campsite, I absolutely love cooking and eating outdoors, and tailgating is the perfect excuse to get the grill out. Here's how to make a full spread to safely accommodate any diet, with lots of things that can be prepared ahead to simplify your Game Day, without sacrificing on flavor or fullness. In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1 "The" Iced Coffee + Maple Vanilla syrup Pumpkin Spice Hot Chocolate The Munchies: The Snackle B

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Oct 13, 20252 min read
Creamy Barbecue Horseradish Dip (dairy, soy, egg, nut, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 cup Plant Based Mayonnaise (I use Hellman's brand) if you would like to use 1/2 cup mayonnaise and 1/2 cup plant based "sour cream," also delicious. 1 tablespoon prepared horseradish 1-2 teaspoons of your favorite flavor substitute for Barbecue Sauce. Mine is Kinder's Woodfired Garlic Seasoning (I am unaffiliated), which does have smoked paprika and all of the alliums. Feel free to use whatever your favorite "Cowboy" seasoning blend is. A Birria seasoning blend would wor

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Oct 13, 20251 min read
The Safecuterie Project: Allergy Safe Themed Food Boards
Prior to the food allergy diagnoses, I was known for bringing very elaborate "charcoochie" boards to play Drag Bingo each month, to the...

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Oct 12, 20251 min read
The Safecuterie Project: BYO Tiny Sammies!!
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Cured meat (salami, prosciutto, capicola, etc) Microgreens Triscuits, or a sturdy gluten-free cracker Mini sub buns (which you could also create, they're hard to find without soy flour) A small assortment of prepared mustards (stone ground, Dijon, etc) Plant Based Mayonnaise To create: Roasted garlic cloves Enough whole garlic cloves to cover the bottom of your oven-safe dish Enough olive oil to just cover th

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Oct 11, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: Midwest Crudite Board
To purchase (or grow, if you do) : Celery sticks Carrot sticks Green and red pepper strips Snap Peas Broccoli florets Cauliflower florets Cucumber slices Radishes To create: Ranch Dressing 1 cup plant-based mayonnaise 1 tsp white vinegar (can substitute pickle juice) 1 tsp dried dill 1 tsp dried chives* ½ tsp onion powder* ¼ tsp garlic powder* ¼ tsp sea salt or to taste Whisk all ingredients together. Chill 1 hour before serving. *Allium allergies - try substituting 1 tsp dri

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Oct 11, 20251 min read
The Menu: Thanksgiving, aka The Autumnal Gluttony Festival
Just in time for the North American Thanksgiving Season, here's your menu for putting on a fairly traditional meal while not including...

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Oct 10, 20251 min read
Turkey & Bacon Gravy (dairy, egg, soy, nut, tomato/tomatillo free)
2 cups turkey broth 1 heaping tablespoon reserved bacon grease 1 heaping tablespoon flour of choice Drippings from a Roasted Whole Turkey...

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Oct 10, 20251 min read
Apple Maple Cranberry Sauce (nut free, only nutritive sugars)
12 oz. bag of cranberries 1 cup apple cider or 100% apple juice 1 cup real maple syrup 3 Tbs lemon zest Clean your cranberries, then...

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Oct 10, 20251 min read
Copycat Bdubs Garlic Parmesan Sauce (dairy, egg, soy free)
1 cup Plant Based Mayonnaise (I use Hellmans) 1/3 cup dairy-free Parmesan shreds (any brand) 1 teaspoon Italian Seasoning 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1-2 teaspoons Buffalo-style hot sauce (optional) 1-3 tablespoons oat milk Measure out your mayonnaise into a small bowl, I put it directly in my storage container. Add the Italian Seasoning, garlic powder, and hot sauce, and whisk to combine. In a food chopper or Magic Bullet Blender, or by running a knife through, chop your dair

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Apr 3, 20251 min read
Three Lenten Fish Fry Dips (dairy, egg, soy, tomato/tomatillo free)
Tartar Sauce: 3-4 tablespoons plant based mayonnaise (I use Hellmans, feel free to use your favorite brand) 1 teaspoon sweet pickle relish 1/4 teaspoon onion powder The English: 3-4 tablespoons plant based mayonnaise 1 teaspoon malt vinegar 1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce Spice It Up: 3-4 tablespoons plant based mayonnaise 1 teaspoon Louisiana style hot sauce 1/2 teaspoon lemon juice Whisk all ingredients together in a small bowl. Serve immediately. Refrigerate any leftover

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Mar 7, 20251 min read
Lemon Dill White Bean Spread (dairy, nut, allium free)
1 15oz can of Cannellini/white kidney beans 3 tablespoons olive oil 2 tablespoons lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon dill Drain and rinse the beans before placing them in a food processor bowl with the rest of the ingredients. Process until smooth, scraping down the side of the bowl at least once during processing. Chill for at least one hour before serving. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appreciative Auntie with a tip at ko-fi.com/yrauntie

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Feb 17, 20251 min read
Pickled Onions, Two Ways
Jennifer’s Italian Style Pickled Onions: One medium-sized red onion, thinly sliced 1 cup red wine vinegar (or enough to cover sliced onions) 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon Italian Seasoning Auntie’s Sweet Herb Pickled Onions: One medium-sized red onion, thinly sliced 1 cup raw apple cider vinegar (or enough to cover sliced onions) 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon each thyme, marjoram & rosemary Place all ingredients in a well-sealed container and give it a good shake to combine all t

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Feb 17, 20251 min read
“Michigan Gold” Barbecue Sauce (tomato & tomatillo free)
1 cup yellow mustard 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar 1/2 cup real maple syrup 1 teaspoon Worcester Sauce 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper 1/2 teaspoon onion powder 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder Combine all ingredients in a small saucepan and bring to a boil over low heat, whisking constantly, until the sauce starts to thicken. Cool before serving. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appreciative Auntie with a tip at ko-fi.com/yrauntie

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Feb 12, 20251 min read
Fermented Not Salsa (tomato & tomatillo free)
6 large peppers (bell, poblano, or the like) 6-8 large jalapenos 1 large white onion 1 bunch fresh cilantro (~2 cups) 1 Tablespoon sea salt Sterilize four 2 cup (pint) canning jars and four fermentation lids, by following the instructions from the National Center for Home Food Preservation . Wash, drain, and pick out any bad leaves from the cilantro. Rough chop the cilantro, you do not need to discard the stems. Add to your blender or food processor bowl. Wash, then remove th

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Feb 9, 20251 min read
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