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The Safecuterie Project: Midwest Crudite Board

  • Writer:  yr Auntie (she/they)
    yr Auntie (she/they)
  • Oct 11, 2025
  • 1 min read

Updated: Oct 12, 2025

To purchase (or grow, if you do) :


  • Celery sticks

  • Carrot sticks

  • Green and red pepper strips

  • Snap Peas

  • Broccoli florets

  • Cauliflower florets

  • Cucumber slices

  • Radishes


To create:


  • Ranch Dressing


    • 1 cup plant-based mayonnaise

    • 1 tsp white vinegar (can substitute pickle juice)

    • 1 tsp dried dill

    • 1 tsp dried chives*

    • ½ tsp onion powder*

    • ¼ tsp garlic powder*

    • ¼ tsp sea salt or to taste


    Whisk all ingredients together. Chill 1 hour before serving.


    *Allium allergies - try substituting 1 tsp dried parsley for the chives, and 1/2 teaspoon each dried marjoram and oregano instead of the onion and garlic powders.


  • Hummus


    • 1 15-ounce can chickpeas, drained and rinsed

    • 2 tablespoons lemon juice

    • 2 tablespoons tahini (sesame paste)

    • 2 tablespoons olive oil

    • 2-3 tablespoons water

    • ½ tsp sea salt

    • 1 tsp cumin

    • 1 clove of roasted garlic or 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder (optional)


    Add all ingredients to a food processor bowl (or large mortar bowl, if you want a coarser texture), and process with blade or pestle until the hummus is your preferred texture. Chill 1 hour before serving.


For a little sweet:



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