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Lemony Yogurt Sauce for Gyros (dairy, soy, nut, seed, egg, allium free)
1/2 cup plain, dairy-free yogurt (preferably coconut based) The juice and zest of 1/2 of a small lemon 1/2 teaspoon ground sumac (optional) 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme leaves 1/2 teaspoon dried dill 1/4 teaspoon sea salt Whisk all ingredients together in a small storage container, and refrigerate for 2-3 hours before serving. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appreciative Auntie with a tip at ko-fi.com/yrauntie

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Mar 91 min read
Venezuelan-esque Chicken & Avocado Salad (egg, nut, cilantro, tomato/tomatillo free)
2 cups chopped/shredded chicken 1 medium-large ripe avocado 1/4 cup diced onion 1/2 cup diced red pepper 1/4-1/3 cup plant based mayonnaise 2-3 teaspoons chili lime seasoning (like Tajin or Valentina) Juice of half a lime (about two teaspoons) Salt to taste Add the chicken, onion, pepper, mayonnaise, seasoning, and lime juice to a medium-large mixing bowl, and mix well to combine. Before serving, cube the avocado, and serve on top of the chicken salad. Excellent in arepas, le

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Mar 91 min read
"WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #3: The Nimbupani-esque Electrolyte Slushie
1 40 oz cup 1/2 cup hot water 3 cups ice Juice of 2 large lemons, or juice of one lemon and one orange 2 teaspoons amchoor (green mango) powder 2 tablespoons honey or raw cane sugar, or to taste kala namak or sea salt, to taste In a heat-proof container like a ceramic mug, dissolve your honey or sugar, salt, and amchoor powder in the hot water, set aside to cool to at least room temperature. Juice your citrus fruits and add to your blender, along with the ice and cooled honey

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Mar 21 min read
Chili Lime Hummus (soy, nut, allium, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 15oz can chickpeas, drained and rinsed 2 tablespoons tahini (roasted sesame paste) 2 tablespoons avocado oil 1 1/2 teaspoons lime juice 1/2 teaspoon raw apple cider vinegar 2-4 tablespoons water 1 tablespoon chili lime seasoning (Tajin or Valentina, either the hot sauce or dry seasoning mix versions) scant 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder (optional) scant 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional) salt to taste In the bowl of a food processor or blender, add your chickpeas, tahini, o

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Feb 281 min read
Chicken & Rice Casserole Bowl for One in the Rice Cooker (dairy, soy, egg, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 small chicken breast or thigh, raw 1/4 cup white rice, uncooked 1/2 cup chicken broth, or reconstituted bullion 1/2 cup frozen vegetables of choice 1 tablespoon olive oil 1/4 teaspoon each thyme, marjoram, rosemary 2 drops hickory liquid smoke Salt to taste Rinse the uncooked rice, and add to the rice cooker bowl, with the broth, herbs, olive oil, liquid smoke, and salt. Cut the chicken into bite-sized pieces, and add to the rice cooker bowl with the frozen vegetables. Stir

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Feb 121 min read
Birria Rice for Two in the Rice Cooker (dairy, tomato/tomatillo free)
1/2 cup uncooked rice 1 cup broth or reconstituted bullion, your choice of flavor 1 tablespoon olive or avocado oil 1 teaspoon raw apple cider vinegar 1/2 teaspoon Birria seasoning, or to taste 1/2 teaspoon onion powder 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder Salt to taste 1 15oz can black beans or pinto beans (optional) Chopped cilantro, diced onion, and lime wedges, for garnish (optional) Rinse your rice well under cold water, until the water runs clear, before adding the rice to the ri

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Jan 311 min read
Cowboy Caviar (dairy, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 15 oz can yellow corn 1 15 oz can black beans 1/3 cup finely diced red onion 1/2 teaspoon salt Everything from here is entirely optional, and based on your preferences, and what you have on hand when you're making this: 1 4 oz can green chiles 1-2 fresh jalapenos, finely diced 1/2 cup chopped cilantro 1 large avocado, cubed Rinse your corn and black beans and make sure there's no excess water in the strainer before adding them to a medium-sized mixing bowl with a lid. Add y

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Jan 251 min read
Small Batch Pantry Pho Broth (egg, soy free)
1 instant bone broth serving (not a sponsored link) + 1 1/2 cup hot water to rehydrate, or 1 1/2 cups of prepared bone broth 1 tablespoon coconut aminos 1 teaspoon fresh or powdered ginger (depending on what you have, and your taste preference) 1 teaspoon lime juice 1/2 teaspoon MSG 1/2 teaspoon fish sauce (contains anchovy) 1/2 teaspoon roasted sesame oil 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder Salt to taste Hot pepper, to taste Any cooked meat, or vegetables you'd like to add to the so

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Jan 241 min read
Middle Eastern-style Lentil Soup for One in a Rice Cooker (dairy, soy, nut, gluten, tomato/tomatillo free)
1/4 cup red lentils 1 1/2 cups chicken or vegetable broth 1 teaspoon Za'atar seasoning blend 1/2 teaspoon onion powder 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon lemon juice Salt to taste Pita chips and chopped parsley garnish (optional) Rinse your lentils and add them to the rice cooker bowl with the rest of the ingredients. Cover, and set to "cook," stirring the bowl occasionally as the lentils cook. The soup is ready when the "cook" cycle is finished, stir in the lemon juice, a

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Jan 231 min read
Honey Berry Instant Oatmeal (dairy, soy, nut free)
1 cup water 1/3 cup plain instant oats 1/2 cup frozen mixed berries 1/4 cup dairy, soy, nut free yogurt alternative 1 tablespoon ground flax seeds 2 tablespoons raw, local honey Dash sea salt Place the oats, frozen berries, ground flax seeds, and sea salt in a microwave safe bowl, cover, and microwave on high heat for 1 minute 30 seconds. Stir the contents of the bowl, and microwave again for 30-45 seconds. Add the yogurt alternative and raw honey, and serve immediately. Serv

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Jan 191 min read
Coconut Curry Cod Rice Cooker Bowl (dairy, egg, soy, allium free)
1 frozen cod fillet 1/8 cup jasmine rice 1/8 cup red lentils 1/2 cup frozen vegetables of choice 1/2 cup water 1/2 teaspoon salt For the sauce: 1/2 cup coconut milk 1/2 teaspoon madras curry powder 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper 1/8 teaspoon ground thyme 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice Rinse your rice and lentils and add them to your rice cooker bowl with the water and salt. Add your frozen cod fillet and vegetables. Whisk your coconut sauce ingredients together, and pour over

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Jan 191 min read
Salmon & Shiitake Mushroom Rice Cooker Bowl (dairy, soy, egg free)
1 frozen salmon fillet (bones & skins optional) 1/4 cup white rice, rinsed 1/4 cup dried shiitake mushroom slices 3/4 cup water 1/2 tsp salt For the sauce: 1/2 teaspoon MSG 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon sesame oil 1 tablespoon coconut aminos 1 teaspoon raw honey or maple syrup 1 green onion, avocado, cucumber, or other fresh vegetable accompaniment, sliced (optional) Combine your salmon, rinsed rice, mushrooms, and 1/2 teaspoon salt in your rice cooker bowl. To make

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Jan 151 min read
Auntie’s Restorative Avocado-Berry Breakfast Smoothie (dairy, soy, nut free)
1 ripe avocado 1 cup frozen berry blend 1/3 cup dairy/soy/nut free yogurt alternative 1/4 cup plain oats 2 tablespoons ground flax seeds 2 tablespoons raw, local honey or maple syrup 2 cups water Ice to taste (optional) Add all ingredients to your blender bowl, and blend at the highest setting until the smoothie is your preferred consistency. Drink immediately. Serves 1-2. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appreciative Auntie with a tip at ko-fi.com/yrauntie

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Jan 151 min read
The Menu: Healing a Human Body 🤒
If you follow Auntie's New Hip , you'll know I'm the newest, youngest bionic hip recipient as of six days before this writing. Having gone through major surgery before, but not having to have dealt with the food allergies the last time I went under the knife, I knew I was going to do some serious meal prep in the weeks before surgery, as well as keep certain "convenience" foods on hand for quick, easy nutrients in the days after. I documented the prep process on my surgery bl

yr Auntie (she/they)
Jan 113 min read
Banana-Seed Parfait (dairy, nut, soy free)
1/2 cup dairy-free vanilla yogurt made with coconut or oat cultures 1 medium-large ripe banana, fork mashed 1 tablespoon Sunbutter 1 tablespoon ground flax seeds Mix the dairy-free yogurt, fork mashed banana, and Sunbutter together into a smooth-ish mixture. Top with the ground flax seeds. Can be assembled in a bowl and eaten immediately, or refrigerated overnight in a 2 cup cold-storage container or jar.

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Jan 101 min read
Auntie's Restorative Post-Op Bone Broth Recipe
16 oz insulated cup with a secure fitting top, or mug with a good whisk 10-12 oz hot water 1 Instant Bone Broth Stick 2 servings of unflavored electrolytes 1 serving unflavored, unsweetened dietary fiber 1/2 teaspoon of your favorite salt-based seasoning mix None of those brands have sponsored me, they're just the brands my allergies allow me to use! Use your favorites instead if preferred. Note: The Bare Bones brand Ramen and Lemon Ginger flavors both contain soy. Combine al

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Jan 101 min read
Taqueria Style Pickled Carrots
3 cups raw carrot rings, about 1/2” thick 1 small onion, cut into thin strips 1 fresh, whole jalapeño (optional) 2 tablespoons sea salt 1 tablespoon ground black pepper 2 bay leaves 1 tablespoon oregano 1/2 tablespoon marjoram 1/2 teaspoon MSG 2 teaspoons chicken bullion 2 cups water 1 cup white vinegar 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar Place the carrots (and the jalapeño, pricked with a fork, if using) in a saucepan, add the water, 1 tablespoon salt, black pepper, bay leaves, oreg

yr Auntie (she/they)
Dec 23, 20251 min read
Jaffa Cake Spread (dairy, soy, nut free)
1 15oz can of white beans (I used Great Northern) 1/4 cup fruit preserves of your choice (I used Aldi's Specialty Strawberry Preserves) 1/4 cup baking cocoa 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Combine all ingredients in a food processor bowl, and process until the mixture takes on a whipped texture. Transfer to a lidded dish, and refrigerate for at least one hour before serving as a fruit dip or bagel schmear. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appreciative Auntie with a tip a

yr Auntie (she/they)
Dec 22, 20251 min read
The Menu: The Summer Cookout 🌭
Whether it's Independence Day in America, or Christmas in Australia, everyone loves a good summer cookout, even when you have a bunch of food allergies. Safe foods + lots of sunblock = the perfect summer day ☀️ In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1 : The Cosmopolitan Woman "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #2: The Wild Irish Rose "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #3: The Nimbupani-esque Electrolyte Slushie "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #4: Sekanjabin Your Stan

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Nov 21, 20252 min read
The Menu: Tailgating 🏈
Whether I'm in a parking lot or a campsite, I absolutely love cooking and eating outdoors, and tailgating is the perfect excuse to get the grill out. Here's how to make a full spread to safely accommodate any diet, with lots of things that can be prepared ahead to simplify your Game Day, without sacrificing on flavor or fullness. In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1: The Cosmopolitan Woman (perfect if red is a team color) "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #2:

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 13, 20252 min read
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