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The Menu: Tailgating 🏈
Whether I'm in a parking lot or a campsite, I absolutely love cooking and eating outdoors, and tailgating is the perfect excuse to get the grill out. Here's how to make a full spread to safely accommodate any diet, with lots of things that can be prepared ahead to simplify your Game Day, without sacrificing on flavor or fullness. In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1: The Cosmopolitan Woman (perfect if red is a team color) "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #2:

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 13, 20252 min read
Creamy Barbecue Horseradish Dip (dairy, soy, egg, nut, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 cup Plant Based Mayonnaise (I use Hellman's brand) if you would like to use 1/2 cup mayonnaise and 1/2 cup plant based "sour cream," also delicious. 1 tablespoon prepared horseradish 1-2 teaspoons of your favorite flavor substitute for Barbecue Sauce. Mine is Kinder's Woodfired Garlic Seasoning (I am unaffiliated), which does have smoked paprika and all of the alliums. Feel free to use whatever your favorite "Cowboy" seasoning blend is. A Birria seasoning blend would wor

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 13, 20251 min read
Lentil Burgers (dairy, soy, nut, egg, gluten, allium, nightshade free)
1 cup cooked lentils, cooled to room temperature* 1 cup rolled oats 1 cup chickpea flour 4 flax eggs (4 tablespoons ground flax seed soaked in 12 tablespoons water) 3 tablespoons olive oil For the Allium & Nightshade-Free Folks: 2 tablespoons nutritional yeast 1 teaspoon cumin 1/2 teaspoon poultry seasoning 1/2 teaspoon smoke flavoring 1/2 teaspoon sea salt For folks who can handle a bit of dried allium & nightshade: 2 tablespoons Kinder's Woodfired Garlic seasoning 1 tablesp

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Oct 13, 20252 min read
The Menu: American New Years Traditions 🎆
After a month of celebrations, my family takes it pretty easy for New Years, and leans into my grandma's North Georgia Black Cherokee/Hoodoo roots to prepare a Lucky Meal for the coming year. Otherwise, we have a few cleaning traditions, and do some divination for the coming year. No alcohol-fueled parties to ring in the New Year anymore, and that works for current me. What are your culture's New Years food traditions? And are there any ingredients you can't have and need to

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 12, 20252 min read
Quick Collard Greens in the Instant Pot (dairy, soy, egg, nut, gluten, tomato/tomatillo free)
20 oz Collard greens, stems removed and roughly chopped (no shame buying this done for you) 6-8 slices thick cut bacon, diced or 6 oz salt pork, cubed (optional, you can add a bit of liquid smoke instead to keep the recipe vegan, and 3 tablespoons of oil to saute the onion and garlic in) 1 cup chicken or vegetable broth ½ cup onion, diced 3-5 cloves garlic, finely chopped ¼ cup raw apple cider vinegar Salt and pepper to taste Set Instant Pot to SAUTE and add bacon or salt por

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Oct 12, 20251 min read
Black Eyed Peas (dairy, soy, egg, nut, gluten, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 tablespoon olive oil or reserved bacon grease 1 large yellow onion, finely chopped 1 green pepper, finely chopped 1 stalk of celery, finely chopped 6 cloves of garlic, finely minced (or 3-4 big spoonfuls of Jarlic) 2 bay leaves 2–3 teaspoons Creole Cajun Seasoning of choice 1 tablespoon Worcestershire Sauce 1 lb bacon, cooked and chopped (optional) 1 lb dried black-eyed peas, sorted & rinsed 6-8 cups chicken or vegetable broth In a large cooking pot, coat the bottom of the

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Oct 12, 20251 min read
The Safecuterie Project: Allergy Safe Themed Food Boards
Prior to the food allergy diagnoses, I was known for bringing very elaborate "charcoochie" boards to play Drag Bingo each month, to the...

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Oct 12, 20251 min read
The Safecuterie Project: The Snackle Box
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Gherkin pickles (Vlasic Snack’mms) Garlic or pimento stuffed olives Roasted sunflower and/or pumpkin seeds, in shell Plantain chips Dried fruit (apricots, dates, apple slices, etc) Allergen-free (Enjoy Life brand) Chocolate Mega Chunks Organic Gummy Bears To create: Tahini Roasted Butter Beans 1 15 oz can butter beans, drained ¼ cup tahini or SunButter 1 Tbsp olive oil ½ tsp each salt, garlic powder, onion pow

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Oct 12, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: The Scandi Board
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Wine pickled herring Smoked salmon Smoked oysters (omit if there's a shellfish allergy) Lingonberry jam Plain goat cheese log Rye or Gluten Free Wasa Bread To Create: Pickled onions 1 large red onion, thinly sliced ¾ cup white vinegar ¼ cup water 1 tsp sea salt 1 tsp honey 1 teaspoon caraway seeds Add all ingredients to a bowl or jar and mix well. Allow to sit at least overnight in the refrigerator before serv

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Oct 12, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: BYO Tiny Sammies!!
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Cured meat (salami, prosciutto, capicola, etc) Microgreens Triscuits, or a sturdy gluten-free cracker Mini sub buns (which you could also create, they're hard to find without soy flour) A small assortment of prepared mustards (stone ground, Dijon, etc) Plant Based Mayonnaise To create: Roasted garlic cloves Enough whole garlic cloves to cover the bottom of your oven-safe dish Enough olive oil to just cover th

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: Midwest Crudite Board
To purchase (or grow, if you do) : Celery sticks Carrot sticks Green and red pepper strips Snap Peas Broccoli florets Cauliflower florets Cucumber slices Radishes To create: Ranch Dressing 1 cup plant-based mayonnaise 1 tsp white vinegar (can substitute pickle juice) 1 tsp dried dill 1 tsp dried chives* ½ tsp onion powder* ¼ tsp garlic powder* ¼ tsp sea salt or to taste Whisk all ingredients together. Chill 1 hour before serving. *Allium allergies - try substituting 1 tsp dri

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20251 min read
The Menu: Christmas is a 12 Day Holiday 🎄
Maybe not all in a row like it used to be, but between family celebrations, friend celebrations, church celebrations, work celebrations, kids' celebrations... that's at least 12 days of Christmas-ing, and folks with food allergies don't get a seasonal reprieve from their special diet. Hopefully, this will help those with food allergies, and those who care for them, navigate feeding themselves and still feeling like the season is special and magical. Is feeding yourself starti

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20252 min read
Sugar Cookies (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
1 cup beef tallow, or vegan butter of choice (check ingredients for soy, nuts) 1 cup of raw cane sugar or 1 ¼ cup of coconut sugar 1 1/4 teaspoon of vanilla extract 2 teaspoons of baking powder 3 cups all-purpose flour, wheat or gluten free mix 1 flax egg (1 Tablespoon ground flaxseed + 3 Tablespoons water) Sprinkles or icing of choice Preheat your oven to 350°F. In a small bowl, mix flaxseed meal and water to make your flax egg, set aside. Mix tallow and sugar until smooth.

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Oct 11, 20251 min read
SunButter Balls (dairy, soy, nut, egg free)
½ cup honey or maple syrup 1 cup SunButter 1 tsp vanilla extract ¼ cup cocoa or carob powder 2 ½ cups oats ½ cup coconut flakes or ground...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20251 min read
Fruit Balls (dairy, soy, nut, egg free)
1 cup dried apricots, coarsely chopped 1 cup medjool dates, pitted and coarsely chopped ½ cup raisins ¼ cup ground sunflower, pumpkin, or...

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Oct 11, 20251 min read
Chocolate Bark (dairy, nut, soy free)
12 ounces allergen free chocolate chips (Enjoy Life brand) ¾ cup shelled sunflower seeds and pepitas ¼ cup dried fruit, chopped if large....

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20251 min read
Breakfast Tamale Pie Casserole (dairy, soy, egg, nut, tomato/tomatillo free)
4 large white or sweet potatoes, grated (frozen hash browns are absolutely acceptable here) 1 large white onion, finely chopped 1/4 cup...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20252 min read
French Toast Casserole (dairy, nut, soy, egg free)
For the French Toast base: 1/2 loaf bread of choice (great use for the other half of the loaf you got for the stuffing) 1/2 cup garbanzo bean flour (chickpea flour) 2-3 tablespoons demerara or coconut sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon sea salt 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg 1 cup dairy free heavy whipping cream or extra creamy oat milk 1/3 cup melted beef tallow or coconut oil 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Cut bread into cubes (about 1-inch square) and place in a large mixing bowl. Ad

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Oct 11, 20252 min read
Maple Mustard Ham Glaze (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
1 4-7 pound fully cooked boneless spiral ham 1/2 cup brown or coconut sugar 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard 1/2 cup maple syrup Preheat the...

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Oct 11, 20251 min read
Dilled Peas (dairy, soy, nut, egg, gluten free)
24 oz frozen peas 3 tablespoons reserved bacon grease, melted or neutral-flavored oil, or a combo of the two 1 teaspoon dried dill 1...

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Oct 11, 20251 min read
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