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Vanilla Spice Thin Wafers (dairy, soy, egg, nut free)
1/3 cups coconut oil or beef tallow 1/2 cups light brown sugar 1 cup all-purpose flour (wheat or gluten-free) 1 flax egg (1 tablespoon ground flax seed + 3 tablespoons water) 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 teaspoon baking powder dash of fine grain sea salt 1/4 teaspoon allspice Working with room temperature ingredients and a stand or electric mixer, cream the coconut oil and brown sugar together, and then add the soaked flax egg and vanilla extract and beat them with the suga

yr Auntie (she/they)
Mar 31 min read
Speculoos or Biscoff Cookies (dairy, soy, egg, nut free)
1/3 cups coconut oil or beef tallow 1/2 cups light brown sugar 1 cup all-purpose flour (wheat or gluten-free) 1 flax egg (1 tablespoon ground flax seed + 3 tablespoons water) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder dash of fine grain sea salt 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 1/4 ground coriander 1/4 ground ginger Working with room temperature ingredients and a stand or electric mixer, cream the coconut oil and brown sugar together, and then

yr Auntie (she/they)
Feb 271 min read
The Menu: Valentine's Meals for Two ❤️
The scene: it's 2026. The price of food is the highest it's ever been in America, while wages have been stagnant for decades. The winter has been marked by deadly snow and ice storms and the wind chills are still sub-zero in the middle of February, which isn't keeping the protesters off the streets. Not like you can go out to eat anyway, your boo has so many food allergies, you can't trust you won't spend the rest of the night in the ER with them after a food oops... talk abo

yr Auntie (she/they)
Jan 314 min read
Banana-Seed Parfait (dairy, nut, soy free)
1/2 cup dairy-free vanilla yogurt made with coconut or oat cultures 1 medium-large ripe banana, fork mashed 1 tablespoon Sunbutter 1 tablespoon ground flax seeds Mix the dairy-free yogurt, fork mashed banana, and Sunbutter together into a smooth-ish mixture. Top with the ground flax seeds. Can be assembled in a bowl and eaten immediately, or refrigerated overnight in a 2 cup cold-storage container or jar.

yr Auntie (she/they)
Jan 101 min read
Chocolate Chip Cookie Bars (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
1 cup beef tallow or coconut oil, melted 2 flax eggs 1/2 teaspoons sea salt 1/2 teaspoons baking soda 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup granulated sugar 2 cups all purpose flour 2 cups chocolate chips or chunks Preheat oven to 325° Fahrenheit. Melt your tallow or oil in a microwave safe bowl, takes 2-3 minutes depending on your microwave. Combine 2 tablespoons of ground flax seed with 6 tablespoons of water and set aside to gel for 5 minutes, to form your

yr Auntie (she/they)
Dec 23, 20251 min read
Jaffa Cake Spread (dairy, soy, nut free)
1 15oz can of white beans (I used Great Northern) 1/4 cup fruit preserves of your choice (I used Aldi's Specialty Strawberry Preserves) 1/4 cup baking cocoa 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Combine all ingredients in a food processor bowl, and process until the mixture takes on a whipped texture. Transfer to a lidded dish, and refrigerate for at least one hour before serving as a fruit dip or bagel schmear. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appreciative Auntie with a tip a

yr Auntie (she/they)
Dec 22, 20251 min read
Honeybee Jelly Squares
2 cups water 2 chamomile teabags 1 1/2 cup puréed peaches or peach nectar (roughly the entire contents of a 15oz can of sliced peaches in HFCS-free heavy syrup puréed together) 1/3 cup honey 2 teaspoons agar agar 1 teaspoon rose water or to taste Bring water to a boil in a medium saucepan, remove from heat, add teabags, cover pot, and steep for 10 minutes. Remove the tea bags from the pot, and add the honey, peach purée, and agar agar while whisking to avoid clumping. Keep wh

yr Auntie (she/they)
Nov 22, 20251 min read
The Menu: The Summer Cookout 🌭
Whether it's Independence Day in America, or Christmas in Australia, everyone loves a good summer cookout, even when you have a bunch of food allergies. Safe foods + lots of sunblock = the perfect summer day ☀️ In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1 : The Cosmopolitan Woman "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #2: The Wild Irish Rose "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #3: The Nimbupani-esque Electrolyte Slushie "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #4: Sekanjabin Your Stan

yr Auntie (she/they)
Nov 21, 20252 min read
The Menu: Tailgating 🏈
Whether I'm in a parking lot or a campsite, I absolutely love cooking and eating outdoors, and tailgating is the perfect excuse to get the grill out. Here's how to make a full spread to safely accommodate any diet, with lots of things that can be prepared ahead to simplify your Game Day, without sacrificing on flavor or fullness. In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1: The Cosmopolitan Woman (perfect if red is a team color) "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #2:

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 13, 20252 min read
The Menu: Christmas is a 12 Day Holiday 🎄
Maybe not all in a row like it used to be, but between family celebrations, friend celebrations, church celebrations, work celebrations, kids' celebrations... that's at least 12 days of Christmas-ing, and folks with food allergies don't get a seasonal reprieve from their special diet. Hopefully, this will help those with food allergies, and those who care for them, navigate feeding themselves and still feeling like the season is special and magical. Is feeding yourself starti

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20252 min read
Sugar Cookies (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
1 cup beef tallow, or vegan butter of choice (check ingredients for soy, nuts) 1 cup of raw cane sugar or 1 ¼ cup of coconut sugar 1 1/4 teaspoon of vanilla extract 2 teaspoons of baking powder 3 cups all-purpose flour, wheat or gluten free mix 1 flax egg (1 Tablespoon ground flaxseed + 3 Tablespoons water) Sprinkles or icing of choice Preheat your oven to 350°F. In a small bowl, mix flaxseed meal and water to make your flax egg, set aside. Mix tallow and sugar until smooth.

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20251 min read
SunButter Balls (dairy, soy, nut, egg free)
½ cup honey or maple syrup 1 cup SunButter 1 tsp vanilla extract ¼ cup cocoa or carob powder 2 ½ cups oats ½ cup coconut flakes or ground...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20251 min read
Fruit Balls (dairy, soy, nut, egg free)
1 cup dried apricots, coarsely chopped 1 cup medjool dates, pitted and coarsely chopped ½ cup raisins ¼ cup ground sunflower, pumpkin, or...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20251 min read
Chocolate Bark (dairy, nut, soy free)
12 ounces allergen free chocolate chips (Enjoy Life brand) ¾ cup shelled sunflower seeds and pepitas ¼ cup dried fruit, chopped if large....

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20251 min read
The Menu: Thanksgiving, aka The Autumnal Gluttony Festival 🦃
Just in time for the North American Thanksgiving Season, here's your menu for putting on a fairly traditional meal while not including...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 10, 20251 min read
Baked Apples or Pears (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
4 ripe but firm pears or apples, halved and cored 1 log plain or honey goat cheese or non-dairy feta cheese ½ lb bacon, cooked and...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 10, 20251 min read
Pumpkin Oat Bars with Chocolate Topping (dairy, egg, soy, nut, gluten free)
2 cups rolled oats 1/2 cup pumpkin puree 1/4 cup non-dairy heavy whipping cream or extra creamy oat milk 1/4 cup SunButter 1/4 cup honey...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 10, 20251 min read
Espresso Brownies (dairy, egg, soy, nut, gluten free)
4 flax eggs (4 tablespoons ground flax seed soaked in 12 tablespoons water) 1 1/4 cups baking cocoa 1 teaspoon sea salt 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 tablespoon instant coffee granules 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 1 cup beef tallow or vegan butter 2 cups sugar 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour (wheat or gluten free mix) 1/2 cup sweetened oat milk creamer or plain oat milk Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease a 9”x13” pan. Put ground flax seeds on to soak, set aside. Place tallow or vegan bu

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 4, 20251 min read
Spiced Apple Pear Jelly Dessert (soy, egg free)
2+ cups 100% apple juice or apple cider (can substitute cranberry juice) 1 15 oz can of pear slices in HFCS-free heavy syrup 1/3 cup sugar 2 teaspoons agar agar 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ginger 1/4 teaspoon coriander Drain the syrup from your can of pears into a measuring cup, and top off with apple juice until you have 3 cups of juice total. Empty the pear slices and chop or mash them to your preference to cover the bottom of an 8”x8” casserole dish, a loaf pan, or de

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 2, 20251 min read
Berry Crumble (dairy, soy, nut, gluten free)
For the filling: 3 cups frozen berry blend 1 tablespoon maple syrup or honey 1/4 cup tapioca flour For the oat crumble: 1 cup tapioca flour 2 cup oats 1 cup brown or coconut sugar 1 cup beef tallow or coconut oil Preheat oven to 400° Fahrenheit. In a large saucepan on low heat, bring the frozen berries to a boil, stirring frequently. Add the syrup or honey and mix well, then sprinkle the tapioca flour over the berry mixture and stir well to incorporate the flour without any

yr Auntie (she/they)
Sep 23, 20251 min read
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