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Sardine & Brown Rice Croquettes (dairy, egg, soy, nut, gluten, tomato/tomatillo free)
2 cups brown rice, cooked and cooled 2 cans of sardines, or favorite canned fish 3 flax eggs (3 tablespoons ground flax seed + 9 tablespoons water) 1/3 cup chickpea flour 1 tablespoon dried parsley or 1/2 cups fresh, chopped to your preference 1 tablespoon dehydrated onion flakes, or 1/4 cup finely minced white onion 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon dried dill, or 3 tablespoons finely chopped fresh dill 1 teaspoon lemon juice up to 1/3 cup olive oil or oil of choice for pan-frying

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Jan 31 min read
Taqueria Style Pickled Carrots
3 cups raw carrot rings, about 1/2” thick 1 small onion, cut into thin strips 1 fresh, whole jalapeño (optional) 2 tablespoons sea salt 1 tablespoon ground black pepper 2 bay leaves 1 tablespoon oregano 1/2 tablespoon marjoram 1/2 teaspoon MSG 2 teaspoons chicken bullion 2 cups water 1 cup white vinegar 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar Place the carrots (and the jalapeño, pricked with a fork, if using) in a saucepan, add the water, 1 tablespoon salt, black pepper, bay leaves, oreg

yr Auntie (she/they)
Dec 23, 20251 min read
Jaffa Cake Spread (dairy, soy, nut free)
1 15oz can of white beans (I used Great Northern) 1/4 cup fruit preserves of your choice (I used Aldi's Specialty Strawberry Preserves) 1/4 cup baking cocoa 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Combine all ingredients in a food processor bowl, and process until the mixture takes on a whipped texture. Transfer to a lidded dish, and refrigerate for at least one hour before serving as a fruit dip or bagel schmear. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appreciative Auntie with a tip a

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Dec 22, 20251 min read
The Menu: The Summer Cookout
Whether it's Independence Day in America, or Christmas in Australia, everyone loves a good summer cookout, even when you have a bunch of food allergies. Safe foods + lots of sunblock = the perfect summer day ☀️ In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1 "The" Iced Coffee + Maple Vanilla syrup The Munchies: The Snackle Box The Midwest Crudite Board Dips for Chips: Creamy Barbecue Horseradish Dip Fermented Not Salsa Lemon-Dill White Bean Spread Hummus On the Grill: Di

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Nov 21, 20251 min read
The Menu: Tailgating
Whether I'm in a parking lot or a campsite, I absolutely love cooking and eating outdoors, and tailgating is the perfect excuse to get the grill out. Here's how to make a full spread to safely accommodate any diet, with lots of things that can be prepared ahead to simplify your Game Day, without sacrificing on flavor or fullness. In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1 "The" Iced Coffee + Maple Vanilla syrup Pumpkin Spice Hot Chocolate The Munchies: The Snackle B

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Oct 13, 20252 min read
Creamy Barbecue Horseradish Dip (dairy, soy, egg, nut, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 cup Plant Based Mayonnaise (I use Hellman's brand) if you would like to use 1/2 cup mayonnaise and 1/2 cup plant based "sour cream," also delicious. 1 tablespoon prepared horseradish 1-2 teaspoons of your favorite flavor substitute for Barbecue Sauce. Mine is Kinder's Woodfired Garlic Seasoning (I am unaffiliated), which does have smoked paprika and all of the alliums. Feel free to use whatever your favorite "Cowboy" seasoning blend is. A Birria seasoning blend would wor

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 13, 20251 min read
The Menu: American New Years Traditions
After a month of celebrations, my family takes it pretty easy for New Years, and leans into my grandma's North Georgia Black...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 12, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: Allergy Safe Themed Food Boards
Prior to the food allergy diagnoses, I was known for bringing very elaborate "charcoochie" boards to play Drag Bingo each month, to the...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 12, 20251 min read
The Safecuterie Project: The Snackle Box
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Gherkin pickles (Vlasic Snack’mms) Garlic or pimento stuffed olives Roasted sunflower and/or pumpkin seeds, in shell Plantain chips Dried fruit (apricots, dates, apple slices, etc) Allergen-free (Enjoy Life brand) Chocolate Mega Chunks Organic Gummy Bears To create: Tahini Roasted Butter Beans 1 15 oz can butter beans, drained ¼ cup tahini or SunButter 1 Tbsp olive oil ½ tsp each salt, garlic powder, onion pow

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 12, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: The Scandi Board
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Wine pickled herring Smoked salmon Smoked oysters (omit if there's a shellfish allergy) Lingonberry jam Plain goat cheese log Rye or Gluten Free Wasa Bread To Create: Pickled onions 1 large red onion, thinly sliced ¾ cup white vinegar ¼ cup water 1 tsp sea salt 1 tsp honey 1 teaspoon caraway seeds Add all ingredients to a bowl or jar and mix well. Allow to sit at least overnight in the refrigerator before serv

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 12, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: BYO Tiny Sammies!!
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Cured meat (salami, prosciutto, capicola, etc) Microgreens Triscuits, or a sturdy gluten-free cracker Mini sub buns (which you could also create, they're hard to find without soy flour) A small assortment of prepared mustards (stone ground, Dijon, etc) Plant Based Mayonnaise To create: Roasted garlic cloves Enough whole garlic cloves to cover the bottom of your oven-safe dish Enough olive oil to just cover th

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: Midwest Crudite Board
To purchase (or grow, if you do) : Celery sticks Carrot sticks Green and red pepper strips Snap Peas Broccoli florets Cauliflower florets Cucumber slices Radishes To create: Ranch Dressing 1 cup plant-based mayonnaise 1 tsp white vinegar (can substitute pickle juice) 1 tsp dried dill 1 tsp dried chives* ½ tsp onion powder* ¼ tsp garlic powder* ¼ tsp sea salt or to taste Whisk all ingredients together. Chill 1 hour before serving. *Allium allergies - try substituting 1 tsp dri

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20251 min read
The Menu: Christmas is a 12 Day Holiday
Maybe not all in a row like it used to be, but between family celebrations, friend celebrations, church celebrations, work celebrations, kids' celebrations... that's at least 12 days of Christmas-ing, and folks with food allergies don't get a seasonal reprieve from their special diet. Hopefully, this will help those with food allergies, and those who care for them, navigate feeding themselves and still feeling like the season is special and magical. Is feeding yourself starti

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20252 min read
Swedish Meatballs (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
For the meatballs: 1 pound lean ground beef or venison* 1 pound ground pork* ⅓ cup all-purpose flour, wheat or gluten free mix 1 flax egg (2 Tbs flax meal + 6 Tbs water) 1 tablespoon minced fresh garlic 1 cup finely chopped white onion 1 teaspoon salt ¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper ¼ teaspoon freshly ground white pepper 1 pinch allspice 2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh parsley 2+ Tbls oil or beef tallow, to cook the meatballs *Can substitute the equivalent cooked l

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20253 min read
The Menu: Thanksgiving, aka The Autumnal Gluttony Festival
Just in time for the North American Thanksgiving Season, here's your menu for putting on a fairly traditional meal while not including...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 10, 20251 min read
Baked Apples or Pears (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
4 ripe but firm pears or apples, halved and cored 1 log plain or honey goat cheese or non-dairy feta cheese ½ lb bacon, cooked and...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 10, 20251 min read
Viral Boiled Onion, Bloomin’ Onion Style (dairy, soy free)
4 large, sweet onions ½ cup beef tallow, room temperature 2 tablespoons bacon drippings, room temperature 1 tablespoon prepared grated horseradish ½ teaspoon granulated garlic ½ teaspoon smoked paprika ¼ teaspoon ground cumin ¼ teaspoon dried oregano ½ teaspoon liquid smoke ½ teaspoon kosher salt ½ teaspoon black pepper Place the tallow, bacon drippings, horseradish, and all seasonings in a small bowl, and mix with a spatula until well-combined. Set aside. Peel and halve your

yr Auntie (she/they)
Sep 4, 20251 min read
Copycat Bdubs Garlic Parmesan Sauce (dairy, egg, soy free)
1 cup Plant Based Mayonnaise (I use Hellmans) 1/3 cup dairy-free Parmesan shreds (any brand) 1 teaspoon Italian Seasoning 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1-2 teaspoons Buffalo-style hot sauce (optional) 1-3 tablespoons oat milk Measure out your mayonnaise into a small bowl, I put it directly in my storage container. Add the Italian Seasoning, garlic powder, and hot sauce, and whisk to combine. In a food chopper or Magic Bullet Blender, or by running a knife through, chop your dair

yr Auntie (she/they)
Apr 3, 20251 min read
Lemon Dill White Bean Spread (dairy, nut, allium free)
1 15oz can of Cannellini/white kidney beans 3 tablespoons olive oil 2 tablespoons lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon dill Drain and rinse the beans before placing them in a food processor bowl with the rest of the ingredients. Process until smooth, scraping down the side of the bowl at least once during processing. Chill for at least one hour before serving. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appreciative Auntie with a tip at ko-fi.com/yrauntie

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Feb 17, 20251 min read
Hummus (allium free)
1 15oz can of chickpeas 2 tablespoons tahini (roasted sesame paste) 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons water 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground black or white pepper 1/2 teaspoon cumin Drain chickpeas and add to your food processor bowl, then add the rest of the ingredients and process until smooth. Scrape the sides of the bowl at least once while processing. Chill for an hour before serving. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appreciat

yr Auntie (she/they)
Feb 16, 20251 min read
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