A little bit of this, a little bit of that...

I announce that I'm joining a hair growth challenge, and two days later my hair starts falling out. Y'all think you're so slick? Hope you enjoy being bald, I sent that back right away, and haven't lost a hair since. I can't even grow my own hair in peace, for fuck's sake.

Hey WitchTok, take note - this is the life you're choosing. Witch Wars are part of it, whether you want to get into it or not. I sure don't, but here we are. Make sure you're ready for the heat, everyone's a target. Basically, you get publicly cancelled and magically cursed at the same time. And they won't just target you, they'll hurt you by hurting your family, your pets, your job & finances, and your home/sense of security, too. It's super fun.

Anyway, not a lot of blog activity this week, because I've been working on getting the 3 Witches Clothing Swaps Spring Clothing Swap on the calendar, and getting the website updated. I already have a bag of clothes to swap going, I keep finding pants that don't fit me anymore...

As an aside, TW: weight loss, mammograms...

I keep walking past mirrors and thinking "goddamn, I have massive tits and a tiny waist" 😅😅 Not that I'm any size 00, I'm actually more like a size 0W. But, I'm in a 38K cup in US sizes, and I'm potentially creeping down/up to a 36L.

See, I had my first mammogram when I was at my heaviest weight, and I had "extremely dense breasts," which in the three subsequent mammograms got less and less dense, until my last squish, when I had no density at all.

My boobs are definitely lighter than they were a few years ago. But I only lost the fat, not the tissue. Which means, they're the same size as they were a few years ago, they're just a little softer. I lost the weight specifically to prove that I need a breast reduction, but it takes literal YEARS to get into a plastic surgeon that takes Medicaid, and I likely won't have Medicaid by the time they get to my referral... so compression bras it is. I am indeed a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Life is microplastic, it's fantastic.

Anyway, I am definitely looking forward to swapping out my too-big pants for just-right pants. Like Goldilocks.

And looping back to our original topic, if you think you want to throw anything at this clothing swap's success simply because I'm attached? I have politely asked my new giant spider demon friend to bind you.