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White Bean Protein Bread (dairy, soy, egg free)
1 15oz can cannellini beans, including the liquid 4 1/2 cups bread flour 2 cups of warm water (110 °F) 1 tablespoon instant yeast 2 tablespoons honey or brown/cane sugar 3 tablespoons olive or avocado oil 1 tablespoon sea salt In a small mixing bowl, add the warm water, instant yeast, and honey or sugar, and whisk together to dissolve the yeast and sweetener into the water. If the yeast is active, this mixture will start to bubble and foam on the surface. Set aside. In a food

yr Auntie (she/they)
Feb 182 min read
Irish Scones (dairy, egg, soy, gluten free)
5 cups all purpose flour (wheat, or gluten-free mix) 1 cup plain oats 1 cup pork lard, beef tallow, or flavorless cooking oil 1/2 cup brown sugar, or to taste 2 cups oat milk (or 1 cup oat milk + 1 cup dairy-free heavy whipping cream) 2 teaspoons raw apple cider vinegar 4 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon sea salt 1 1/2-2 cups raisins or currants Preheat oven to 375 °F. Measure out your oat milk or oat milk/whipping cream mix, and add two teaspoons of

yr Auntie (she/they)
Feb 102 min read
The Menu: Valentine's Meals for Two ❤️
The scene: it's 2026. The price of food is the highest it's ever been in America, while wages have been stagnant for decades. The winter has been marked by deadly snow and ice storms and the wind chills are still sub-zero in the middle of February, which isn't keeping the protesters off the streets. Not like you can go out to eat anyway, your boo has so many food allergies, you can't trust you won't spend the rest of the night in the ER with them after a food oops... talk abo

yr Auntie (she/they)
Jan 314 min read
Pinto Bean Protein Sandwich Bread (dairy, nut, soy free)
2 cups cooked pinto beans 2 cups warm bean water (that was used to cook the beans) 3 tablespoons honey, brown sugar, or real maple syrup 4 tablespoons neutral flavored vegetable oil 1 tablespoon sea salt 1 tablespoon instant dry yeast 6 cups preferred bread flour Prepare 1 cup or 1/2 lb dried pinto beans to be cooked by your package directions - if you’re using an Instant Pot, you can add them rinsed and unsoaked to your pressure cooker bowl along with 3 cups water and a da

yr Auntie (she/they)
Jan 112 min read
The Menu: The Summer Cookout 🌭
Whether it's Independence Day in America, or Christmas in Australia, everyone loves a good summer cookout, even when you have a bunch of food allergies. Safe foods + lots of sunblock = the perfect summer day ☀️ In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1 : The Cosmopolitan Woman "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #2: The Wild Irish Rose "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #3: The Nimbupani-esque Electrolyte Slushie "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #4: Sekanjabin Your Stan

yr Auntie (she/they)
Nov 21, 20252 min read
The Menu: Tailgating 🏈
Whether I'm in a parking lot or a campsite, I absolutely love cooking and eating outdoors, and tailgating is the perfect excuse to get the grill out. Here's how to make a full spread to safely accommodate any diet, with lots of things that can be prepared ahead to simplify your Game Day, without sacrificing on flavor or fullness. In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1: The Cosmopolitan Woman (perfect if red is a team color) "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #2:

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 13, 20252 min read
The Menu: American New Years Traditions 🎆
After a month of celebrations, my family takes it pretty easy for New Years, and leans into my grandma's North Georgia Black Cherokee/Hoodoo roots to prepare a Lucky Meal for the coming year. Otherwise, we have a few cleaning traditions, and do some divination for the coming year. No alcohol-fueled parties to ring in the New Year anymore, and that works for current me. What are your culture's New Years food traditions? And are there any ingredients you can't have and need to

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 12, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: Allergy Safe Themed Food Boards
Prior to the food allergy diagnoses, I was known for bringing very elaborate "charcoochie" boards to play Drag Bingo each month, to the...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 12, 20251 min read
The Safecuterie Project: The Scandi Board
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Wine pickled herring Smoked salmon Smoked oysters (omit if there's a shellfish allergy) Lingonberry jam Plain goat cheese log Rye or Gluten Free Wasa Bread To Create: Pickled onions 1 large red onion, thinly sliced ¾ cup white vinegar ¼ cup water 1 tsp sea salt 1 tsp honey 1 teaspoon caraway seeds Add all ingredients to a bowl or jar and mix well. Allow to sit at least overnight in the refrigerator before serv

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 12, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: BYO Tiny Sammies!!
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Cured meat (salami, prosciutto, capicola, etc) Microgreens Triscuits, or a sturdy gluten-free cracker Mini sub buns (which you could also create, they're hard to find without soy flour) A small assortment of prepared mustards (stone ground, Dijon, etc) Plant Based Mayonnaise To create: Roasted garlic cloves Enough whole garlic cloves to cover the bottom of your oven-safe dish Enough olive oil to just cover th

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20252 min read
The Menu: Christmas is a 12 Day Holiday 🎄
Maybe not all in a row like it used to be, but between family celebrations, friend celebrations, church celebrations, work celebrations, kids' celebrations... that's at least 12 days of Christmas-ing, and folks with food allergies don't get a seasonal reprieve from their special diet. Hopefully, this will help those with food allergies, and those who care for them, navigate feeding themselves and still feeling like the season is special and magical. Is feeding yourself starti

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20252 min read
French Toast Casserole (dairy, nut, soy, egg free)
For the French Toast base: 1/2 loaf bread of choice (great use for the other half of the loaf you got for the stuffing) 1/2 cup garbanzo bean flour (chickpea flour) 2-3 tablespoons demerara or coconut sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon sea salt 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg 1 cup dairy free heavy whipping cream or extra creamy oat milk 1/3 cup melted beef tallow or coconut oil 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Cut bread into cubes (about 1-inch square) and place in a large mixing bowl. Ad

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 11, 20252 min read
The Menu: Thanksgiving, aka The Autumnal Gluttony Festival 🦃
Just in time for the North American Thanksgiving Season, here's your menu for putting on a fairly traditional meal while not including...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 10, 20251 min read
Bread & Sausage Stuffing (dairy, egg, soy, nut, gluten, tomato/tomatillo free)
1/2 loaf bread , toasted or left out overnight to harden slightly (your favorite store bought/gluten free brand is fine here). 3 tablespoons olive oil 2 stalks diced celery 1/4 medium/large onion, chopped 1-3 cloves of garlic, minced 1 cup hot water or broth of choice 1 teaspoon bullion of choice (if not using broth above - check ingredients for dairy, soy) 1/2 lb sausage of choice (cooked lentils will work here, for a vegan or budget option) 1/4 cup non-dairy heavy whipping

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 10, 20252 min read
Auntie’s Master Dough Recipe (soy, egg free)
For a dry dough: 5 cups bread flour (unfortunately, I have not had luck with gluten free blends in this recipe, if you do please let me know which brand/blend you used in the comments!) 2 cups warm water 1 tablespoon + 1 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon sugar 2 teaspoons instant yeast For an oil dough: 4 tablespoons neutral oil or melted fat In a small bowl, combine your water (“tap hot,” around 100°F), yeast, and sugar, whisk together to dissolve, and set aside. In a large bowl or

yr Auntie (she/they)
Sep 9, 20254 min read
Cornbread (dairy, egg, soy, nut, gluten free)
1 1/2 cup oat milk 1 tablespoon vinegar 1 cup cornmeal 1 cup all-purpose flour (wheat or gluten free mix) 1/8 cup brown or coconut sugar...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Feb 9, 20251 min read
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