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The future's so bright, I have to wear a blast shield...

  • Feb 13
  • 5 min read

I'm going to dive pretty deep into the woo here, brace yourselves...


But first, some Auntie Lore: I was born into a prominent Seventh-Day Adventist family. If you know anything about that sect of Christianity, it's very, very focused on the Book of Revelations, including hosting a week-long deep-dive into the book and Ellen G. White's "The Great Controversy" every October called the "Revelation Seminar" (which incidentally inspired David Koresh to start the Branch Davidian compound, but that's neither here nor there...). Discussions on who is secretly the antichrist were the highlight of every childhood Sabbath dinner, and preparing for the apocalypse to start tomorrow is part of being a devout Adventist. I grew up with bug-out bags, and evacuation plans, and food co-op memberships for bulk purchases, and pantries stocked for self-sufficiency. And paranoia, anxiety, and depression.


For the record, I learned last year that my family was very prominent in the Romani community back in Transylvania, and for the exact same reasons they made themselves prominent in the SDA church when my grandfather converted in the 1930's, which I think is wildly synchronistic. Also, I'm definitely keeping up the family religion, I just bypassed the past two generations and went back to the Old World for it. Sorry not sorry, Grandpa 🤣🤣


Okay, back to the actual post. You know how I said the other day I'm on alternative spirituality YouTube? To bring those who are not up on the current discussion to speed, all the buzz is on the 3D/5D split. What does that mean? Well, if we were to put it in Book of Revelations terms, it's the New Jerusalem being brought to earth by the return of the Christ. Now, obviously, Jesus Christ the historical figure is not going to magically appear on a white horse to make this happen. What is currently happening, is that the Christ Consciousness is awakening in humanity. We're realizing, as a species, that we've painted ourselves into a corner, and that we need to collectively raise our energy to fix the situation and continue on as a species. 3D/5D is shorthand for that energy raising - 3D is the "old energy" of patriarchy, and religious control, and consumption/pollution. 5D is the "new energy" of equality, and personal spiritual connection, and community collaboration.


While I still have members of my extended family who hold positions of authority in the SDA church, my immediate family left when I was 13, and by 16 I was consciously maintaining my chakras on a daily basis. I'm also asexual, so I've basically kept all that refined energy to myself over the years. Now, I did this for my own health and comfort, I had no aspirations beyond calming my mind and body, and protecting myself from external attacks. But, I ended up making myself the perfect receptacle for new energy on earth at just the right point in history. Whoops.


This means I put myself in the vanguard. I was on the new earth energy anchor team, and I was in the first group to move to the 5D timeline. I'm not saying this to brag. It was hard, dudes. I lost almost everything in my life to do it.


Which means I am lovingly giving this advice from a place of "been there, and I've gotten to the place you want to be."


If I say "you need to prepare yourself for a time of self-sufficiency, because there will be a time without electricity, internet, or commerce (since we've linked our commercial systems so deeply with our electrical grids and internet access)," and your reaction is "THIS WILL KILL PEOPLE AND COMPLETELY RUIN THE 5D TRANSITION, DOOMING US ALL TO 3D FOREVERRRRRRR!!!!" First of all, you're going to want to address that shadow that creates that fear for you.


Consider this - the coal industry was just expanded in America. That's what powers your electricity. If a grid shut-down forces us to turn to what we're calling "alternative energy sources" right now, wouldn't that both save a lot of future pollution, and a lot of lives, considering coal mining is one of the deadliest occupations out there?


Consider this - AI can't exist without electricity or internet. How much water are we saving with just a week's outage? How much water are we saving if we evolve both technologies without AI because of this outage? Or at least without water usage to run the AI?


Consider this - without phone or internet access, people will need to rely on face-to-face interaction with their neighbors. A week or two of this will build strong community ties that transcend political tribalism even after the lights and Facebook come back on.


You know how I said up there that I had to lose almost everything in my life to transition to 5D? I was only able to keep the people and things that were high enough energetically to follow me. That meant losing three careers. That meant losing so many people. That meant losing my public reputation. There are a LOT of things that cannot go into the 5D timeline. If you are afraid of losing a 3D technology or 3D way of life, you need to clear that fear before you can make it out of the 3D yourself. You need to allow the old world to be destroyed for the new world to be born. And that's going to happen on a personal and worldwide level. It takes a lot of trust that the Universe's plan is perfect, and happening exactly the way it needs to happen.


Living in 5D energy also means you are a sovereign being. A sovereign being takes full responsibility for themselves - body, mind, and spirit. That means knowing how to properly care for yourself in any situation, and being prepared to do so. And that does not mean hyper-individuality! That means having a clear understanding of what your gifts and talents are - what you CAN do, and where your limits and boundaries are - what you CAN'T do. And knowing who in your circle has the opposite gifts and talents as you, so you can ask each other to help with the thing each of you can't do. This is how we build our community in 5D, knowing ourselves fully and bringing our gifts to the table. Christians call this the "Body of Christ," but I think I'd rather call it the "Voltron of Community." All of the pieces of Voltron are badass fighting robots on their own, but when they combine forces as Voltron, the bad guys are going to get one hell of an ass whooping, and they know it.


So, like I said before, prepare to make the transition. Prepare for self-sufficiency for a week or two. I've written two completely free and un-monetized blog posts on how to do so now (the other one is linked earlier in the post), and I am not the only person sharing this information out there by any means, please do more research on self-sufficiency beyond just my blogs. Encourage the people around you to also make preparations, and to also encourage their people to do the same. The more people who are prepared to care for themselves no matter what happens to the old system, the easier the transition will be.


All together now: "I believe that children are our future, help them learn and let them lead the way..."
All together now: "I believe that children are our future, help them learn and let them lead the way..."

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