Protip: chili & opioids don't mix

My "Wegovy Bowels" aren't exactly helping here, either, but my mom was so hungry for chili last night, and saved out a bowl for me before any tomatoes or dairy went in...

Current peek inside my intestinal tract.

I haven't had gas blockages in my intestines this bad in a WHILE. This has honestly been the worst pain of post-op so far, and this has definitely been a very painful post-op.

In other news, how the heck am I supposed to wear a sleep bonnet to bed if it's soaked through with sweat within an hour of bedtime??

Update, 4PM: I'm four teaspoons of baking soda down, and just starting to neutralize all this acid in my guts. I don't think I can eat beef anymore...