Let me tell you about my Owala water bottle...

Well. "Owala." It's the "Freesip" design, but I have no idea if it's "real" or not. Nor do I particularly care.

The Freesip bottle seems to be number one on everyone's "What I'm Not Buying in 2026" lists. I didn't buy mine! [cue lil' Miley Cyrus singing the Hannah Montana theme song]

I'm at my Surgical Optimization Appointment a few weeks back, and my Nurse Navigator comes in with all my goodies - the itchy af pre-surgery wipes (they're basically off-brand Hibiclens), the Ensure glucose drinks you drink on a schedule the night before surgery, the ice packs for the incision icing schedule I have to keep up immediately after surgery, the walker I'll be getting around on for six or so weeks... and a water bottle branded with the health system's logo, which she started right out with.

Why? Because I'm the first ever orthopedic surgery patient to get one. They did a study recently, and realized a huge majority of patients who land in the ER in the 72 hours after surgery do so because they're dehydrated. And, they figured that patients would actually want to use their new water bottle if they're the latest trend style. Basically, had this been a year ago, it would have been a 40oz tumbler. Anyway, I was given a 32oz Freesip, and told to drink 3 fills per day during post-op recovery.

What are the dang odds, that the first patient to get the fancy water bottle and the post-op hydration instructions is the outlier super young (in comparison, at least) patient with the existing hydration obsession? I haven't even used it yet, because I'm so used to just re-filling my 50oz tumbler, though the Freesip will likely be easier to haul around with the cup holder on my walker, so I'll probably switch over next week.

As for pre-op prep, I packed my hospital bag today. I'm pretty sure Penelope lost her first home when her family got evicted, because she freaks out if she sees me packing an overnight bag. I waited until she wasn't around to start putting my bag together... but she found me about 3/4 of the way through, and proceeded to have a freak-out. So, now my bag is living in my closet, on a high shelf she can't get to or see, for stress reduction and less chance of getting peed on in protest.

I'll write up that breakdown of what's inside later this week, but right now, I need to go finish that meal prep stuffing!