Biopsy results, pre-op, & more!

And the Tumor Twins are certified benign, as of about 15 minutes ago!! And as of August 5th, everything but the ovaries gets removed, anyway, so there's no chance of it going bad, ever. This is the best health news I've had in years.

I am also in possession of the Devil's Diaper Wipes, as well as the Ensure carbohydrate drinks they load you down with before purposefully traumatizing your body in the name of health and healing. And I have been cleared by the Surgical Optimization team for my hysterectomy.

After being checked in for my appointment by the young receptionist-in-training, I could hear her yelp behind me "she's 44???" so that was a confidence booster 😁😁

Now I get to go make more chebe butter... I admit to holding off until knowing if I was going to be keeping my hair or not...

A length check will be coming soon, as well, you'll forgive me for being rather pre-occupied the last eight days 😅😅