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Princess Pudding (dairy, egg, soy, nut, added sugar free)
12 oz pineapple juice 1/2 cup yellow cornmeal 1 15 oz can full-fat coconut milk 1 banana, not overripe 1 teaspoon vanilla extract scant 1/4 teaspoon Himalayan Pink Salt Open the can of coconut milk, and separate the cream from the coconut water. Place the cream in the bowl of a blender or a food processor, and set aside. Place the coconut water in a medium-sized sauce pot with the pineapple juice and salt, this should come to approximately 2 1/2 cups of liquid, total. Bring t

yr Auntie (she/they)
Apr 151 min read
Orange Julius Gelatin Dessert (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
1 can full fat coconut milk or coconut cream 1 package orange flavored gelatin 1/2 cups hot water 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 can mandarin oranges If you're using full-fat coconut milk, separate the cream from the coconut milk and place it in a small mixing bowl. Use a hand mixer to whip the coconut cream with the vanilla extract until it doubles in volume. Dissolve the orange gelatin in the hot water, and pour it into the mixing bowl with the coconut cream while using the

yr Auntie (she/they)
Apr 91 min read
White Bean Lemon Dijon Spread (dairy, soy, egg, nut, allium free)
1 15oz can cannellini beans, drained & rinsed 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard 1 tablespoon goat cheese (optional) 1/2 teaspoon sea salt heaping 1/4 teaspoon white pepper Add all ingredients to the bowl of a food processor, and process on the highest speed, stopping to scrape down the sides of the bowl as needed. Transfer to a storage dish, and refrigerate for 2-3 hours before serving. Did you enjoy this recipe? Support yr very appr

yr Auntie (she/they)
Apr 41 min read
The Most Affordable, Versatile, Protein & Fiber Loaded Bread Dough (dairy, egg, soy, nut, seed free)
3 cups bread flour 2 cups quick oats 1 15oz can cannellini beans, undrained 1 1/2 cup "tap hot" water (around 110 °) 1 tablespoon instant yeast 2 tablespoons brown sugar 3 tablespoons olive oil 1 1/2 tablespoons sea salt In a liquid measure, whisk the instant yeast and brown sugar into the hot water. If the yeast is active, it'll start to bubble and foam. Set aside. In the bowl of a food processor, put the cannellini beans and bean liquid, olive oil, and salt, and process on

yr Auntie (she/they)
Apr 42 min read
Iced Tea by the Half Gallon
Equipment: One half-gallon mason jar. If you use a pitcher, make sure it's safe to hold hot water. A pour spout top with a handle for the jar is great, but not necessary. A quart-sized tea infuser pot (optional, if you use teabags) A long handled spoon, long enough to comfortably reach the bottom of the jar. Ingredients: Tea or herbs of choice - either 6-7 teabags, or teaspoons in the tea infuser 4 cups hot filtered water 4 cups cold filtered water 1/3 cup brown sugar or hone

yr Auntie (she/they)
Apr 32 min read
Chow Chow Slaw (tomato/tomatillo free)
1/2 medium head of white cabbage, finely sliced 1 red pepper, finely sliced 1 yellow pepper, finely sliced 1 large white or yellow onion, finely sliced 1-3 jalapeno peppers, finely sliced (optional) salt to coat Combine all your sliced vegetables in your largest mixing bowl, coat all the vegetables with salt, and toss the vegetables thoroughly to mix and combine. Cover the mixing bowl tightly, and place in the refrigerator for 2-3 hours to rest. To make the brine: 1 1/2 cups

yr Auntie (she/they)
Mar 51 min read
"WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #3: The Nimbupani-esque Electrolyte Slushie
1 40 oz cup 1/2 cup hot water 3 cups ice Juice of 2 large lemons, or juice of one lemon and one orange 2 teaspoons amchoor (green mango) powder 2 tablespoons honey or raw cane sugar, or to taste kala namak or sea salt, to taste In a heat-proof container like a ceramic mug, dissolve your honey or sugar, salt, and amchoor powder in the hot water, set aside to cool to at least room temperature. Juice your citrus fruits and add to your blender, along with the ice and cooled honey

yr Auntie (she/they)
Mar 21 min read
Chili Lime Hummus (soy, nut, allium, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 15oz can chickpeas, drained and rinsed 2 tablespoons tahini (roasted sesame paste) 2 tablespoons avocado oil 1 1/2 teaspoons lime juice 1/2 teaspoon raw apple cider vinegar 2-4 tablespoons water 1 tablespoon chili lime seasoning (Tajin or Valentina, either the hot sauce or dry seasoning mix versions) scant 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder (optional) scant 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional) salt to taste In the bowl of a food processor or blender, add your chickpeas, tahini, o

yr Auntie (she/they)
Feb 281 min read
Sorghum & Sweet Potato Salad (dairy, nut, soy, gluten, allium free)
2 1/2 cups cooked jowar sorghum 1 large or 2 small/medium sweet potatoes, cubed 1 cup raisins or craisins 2oz goat cheese or dairy-free feta crumbles ~1/4 cup roasted sunflower seeds 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 teaspoon sea salt For the dressing: 6 tablespoons olive oil 8 tablespoons lemon juice 3 tablespoons coconut aminos 2 1/2 teaspoons ground cumin ground black pepper to taste Preheat oven to 450 °F. In a medium sized mixing bowl, place your cubed sweet potato and drizzle wi

yr Auntie (she/they)
Feb 241 min read
The Menu: a 420 feast 🌬️
yr Auntie is from Michigan, and has had a medical marijuana (MMJ) card since 2017, so this post is coming from a legal place, physically and metaphorically speaking! April 20th is approaching, and you want to celebrate... but you have a ton of food allergies, and would prefer to enjoy the vibe while not in the ER because you ate a dispo freebie you shouldn't have. So, you get yourself a Magical Butter Machine (not a sponsored link, but I have one and it's absolutely worth it

yr Auntie (she/they)
Feb 84 min read
Cowboy Caviar (dairy, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 15 oz can yellow corn 1 15 oz can black beans 1/3 cup finely diced red onion 1/2 teaspoon salt Everything from here is entirely optional, and based on your preferences, and what you have on hand when you're making this: 1 4 oz can green chiles 1-2 fresh jalapenos, finely diced 1/2 cup chopped cilantro 1 large avocado, cubed Rinse your corn and black beans and make sure there's no excess water in the strainer before adding them to a medium-sized mixing bowl with a lid. Add y

yr Auntie (she/they)
Jan 251 min read
Taqueria Style Pickled Carrots
3 cups raw carrot rings, about 1/2” thick 1 small onion, cut into thin strips 1 fresh, whole jalapeño (optional) 2 tablespoons sea salt 1 tablespoon ground black pepper 2 bay leaves 1 tablespoon oregano 1/2 tablespoon marjoram 1/2 teaspoon MSG 2 teaspoons chicken bullion 2 cups water 1 cup white vinegar 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar Place the carrots (and the jalapeño, pricked with a fork, if using) in a saucepan, add the water, 1 tablespoon salt, black pepper, bay leaves, oreg

yr Auntie (she/they)
Dec 23, 20251 min read
Honeybee Jelly Squares
2 cups water 2 chamomile teabags 1 1/2 cup puréed peaches or peach nectar (roughly the entire contents of a 15oz can of sliced peaches in HFCS-free heavy syrup puréed together) 1/3 cup honey 2 teaspoons agar agar 1 teaspoon rose water or to taste Bring water to a boil in a medium saucepan, remove from heat, add teabags, cover pot, and steep for 10 minutes. Remove the tea bags from the pot, and add the honey, peach purée, and agar agar while whisking to avoid clumping. Keep wh

yr Auntie (she/they)
Nov 22, 20251 min read
The Menu: The Summer Cookout 🌭
Whether it's Independence Day in America, or Christmas in Australia, everyone loves a good summer cookout, even when you have a bunch of food allergies. Safe foods + lots of sunblock = the perfect summer day ☀️ In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1 : The Cosmopolitan Woman "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #2: The Wild Irish Rose "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #3: The Nimbupani-esque Electrolyte Slushie "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #4: Sekanjabin Your Stan

yr Auntie (she/they)
Nov 21, 20252 min read
Hawaiian-Style Macaroni Salad (dairy, egg, soy free)
2 cups dry macaroni + water & salt to cook 1 large or two small carrots 1/4 small white onion 2 cups Plant Based Mayonnaise (Hellmans/Best does have a good one) 3 tablespoons apple cider vinegar 1 tablespoon white or coconut sugar 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon MSG (optional) Cook your macaroni according to package directions, drain and rinse in cold water to stop the cooking process, transfer to your mixing bowl, cover, and refrigerate while you prepare the rest of the salad.

yr Auntie (she/they)
Nov 21, 20251 min read
The Menu: Tailgating 🏈
Whether I'm in a parking lot or a campsite, I absolutely love cooking and eating outdoors, and tailgating is the perfect excuse to get the grill out. Here's how to make a full spread to safely accommodate any diet, with lots of things that can be prepared ahead to simplify your Game Day, without sacrificing on flavor or fullness. In Your Stanley: "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #1: The Cosmopolitan Woman (perfect if red is a team color) "WaterTok" But Make It Healthier #2:

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 13, 20252 min read
Creamy Barbecue Horseradish Dip (dairy, soy, egg, nut, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 cup Plant Based Mayonnaise (I use Hellman's brand) if you would like to use 1/2 cup mayonnaise and 1/2 cup plant based "sour cream," also delicious. 1 tablespoon prepared horseradish 1-2 teaspoons of your favorite flavor substitute for Barbecue Sauce. Mine is Kinder's Woodfired Garlic Seasoning (I am unaffiliated), which does have smoked paprika and all of the alliums. Feel free to use whatever your favorite "Cowboy" seasoning blend is. A Birria seasoning blend would wor

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 13, 20251 min read
Lentil Burgers (dairy, soy, nut, egg, gluten, allium, nightshade free)
1 cup cooked lentils, cooled to room temperature* 1 cup rolled oats 1 cup chickpea flour 4 flax eggs (4 tablespoons ground flax seed soaked in 12 tablespoons water) 3 tablespoons olive oil For the Allium & Nightshade-Free Folks: 2 tablespoons nutritional yeast 1 teaspoon cumin 1/2 teaspoon poultry seasoning 1/2 teaspoon smoke flavoring 1/2 teaspoon sea salt For folks who can handle a bit of dried allium & nightshade: 2 tablespoons Kinder's Woodfired Garlic seasoning 1 tablesp

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 13, 20252 min read
Quick Collard Greens in the Instant Pot (dairy, soy, egg, nut, gluten, tomato/tomatillo free)
20 oz Collard greens, stems removed and roughly chopped (no shame buying this done for you) 6-8 slices thick cut bacon, diced or 6 oz salt pork, cubed (optional, you can add a bit of liquid smoke instead to keep the recipe vegan, and 3 tablespoons of oil to saute the onion and garlic in) 1 cup chicken or vegetable broth ½ cup onion, diced 3-5 cloves garlic, finely chopped ¼ cup raw apple cider vinegar Salt and pepper to taste Set Instant Pot to SAUTE and add bacon or salt por

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 12, 20251 min read
The Safecuterie Project: Allergy Safe Themed Food Boards
Prior to the food allergy diagnoses, I was known for bringing very elaborate "charcoochie" boards to play Drag Bingo each month, to the...

yr Auntie (she/they)
Oct 12, 20251 min read
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