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Iced Tea by the Half Gallon
Equipment: One half-gallon mason jar. If you use a pitcher, make sure it's safe to hold hot water. A pour spout top with a handle for the jar is great, but not necessary. A quart-sized tea infuser pot (optional, if you use teabags) A long handled spoon, long enough to comfortably reach the bottom of the jar. Ingredients: Tea or herbs of choice - either 6-7 teabags, or teaspoons in the tea infuser 4 cups hot filtered water 4 cups cold filtered water 1/3 cup brown sugar or hone

yr Auntie (she/they)
Apr 32 min read
Green Olive & Goat Cheese Dip (dairy, soy, nut, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 15oz can white beans 2oz plain goat cheese (can substitute plant based mayonnaise for a vegan alternative, but the flavor will not be a match). 1/2 cup pitted Spanish olives (with or without pimentos, depending on nightshade tolerance)* 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 garlic clove, minced or 1 teaspoon of jarlic 2 teaspoons lemon juice 1 teaspoon oregano 1/4 teaspoon paprika (smoked or sweet, your choice. Can omit for a pepper allergy) Sea salt and black pepper to taste. *This ba

yr Auntie (she/they)
Feb 152 min read
The Menu: a 420 feast 🌬️
yr Auntie is from Michigan, and has had a medical marijuana (MMJ) card since 2017, so this post is coming from a legal place, physically and metaphorically speaking! April 20th is approaching, and you want to celebrate... but you have a ton of food allergies, and would prefer to enjoy the vibe while not in the ER because you ate a dispo freebie you shouldn't have. So, you get yourself a Magical Butter Machine (not a sponsored link, but I have one and it's absolutely worth it

yr Auntie (she/they)
Feb 84 min read
Sardine & Brown Rice Croquettes (dairy, egg, soy, nut, gluten, tomato/tomatillo free)
2 cups brown rice, cooked and cooled 2 cans of sardines, or favorite canned fish 3 flax eggs (3 tablespoons ground flax seed + 9 tablespoons water) 1/3 cup chickpea flour 1 tablespoon dried parsley or 1/2 cups fresh, chopped to your preference 1 tablespoon dehydrated onion flakes, or 1/4 cup finely minced white onion 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon dried dill, or 3 tablespoons finely chopped fresh dill 1 teaspoon lemon juice up to 1/3 cup olive oil or oil of choice for pan-frying

yr Auntie (she/they)
Jan 31 min read
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