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The Most Affordable, Versatile, Protein & Fiber Loaded Bread Dough (dairy, egg, soy, nut, seed free)
3 cups bread flour 2 cups quick oats 1 15oz can cannellini beans, undrained 1 1/2 cup "tap hot" water (around 110 °) 1 tablespoon instant yeast 2 tablespoons brown sugar 3 tablespoons olive oil 1 1/2 tablespoons sea salt In a liquid measure, whisk the instant yeast and brown sugar into the hot water. If the yeast is active, it'll start to bubble and foam. Set aside. In the bowl of a food processor, put the cannellini beans and bean liquid, olive oil, and salt, and process on

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Apr 42 min read
Easy Canned Pumpkin Soup (dairy, soy, nut, gluten, tomato free)
2 15oz cans pumpkin puree ( not pumpkin pie filling) 1 15oz can coconut milk 2 cups chicken or vegetable broth 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon dried thyme leaves 1/4 teaspoon curry powder or to taste 1/4 teaspoon allspice 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder 2 cups sprouted legumes (optional) Add all ingredients to a medium-sized pot or crockpot, and whisk to combine. Either bring to a boil, then simmer on low heat for 20-30 minutes, or set on the crockpot's "low" setting for 3-6 hours. T

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Apr 11 min read
Sorghum & Sweet Potato Salad (dairy, nut, soy, gluten, allium free)
2 1/2 cups cooked jowar sorghum 1 large or 2 small/medium sweet potatoes, cubed 1 cup raisins or craisins 2oz goat cheese or dairy-free feta crumbles ~1/4 cup roasted sunflower seeds 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 teaspoon sea salt For the dressing: 6 tablespoons olive oil 8 tablespoons lemon juice 3 tablespoons coconut aminos 2 1/2 teaspoons ground cumin ground black pepper to taste Preheat oven to 450 °F. In a medium sized mixing bowl, place your cubed sweet potato and drizzle wi

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Feb 241 min read
Quick Collard Greens in the Instant Pot (dairy, soy, egg, nut, gluten, tomato/tomatillo free)
20 oz Collard greens, stems removed and roughly chopped (no shame buying this done for you) 6-8 slices thick cut bacon, diced or 6 oz salt pork, cubed (optional, you can add a bit of liquid smoke instead to keep the recipe vegan, and 3 tablespoons of oil to saute the onion and garlic in) 1 cup chicken or vegetable broth ½ cup onion, diced 3-5 cloves garlic, finely chopped ¼ cup raw apple cider vinegar Salt and pepper to taste Set Instant Pot to SAUTE and add bacon or salt por

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Oct 12, 20251 min read
The Safecuterie Project: Allergy Safe Themed Food Boards
Prior to the food allergy diagnoses, I was known for bringing very elaborate "charcoochie" boards to play Drag Bingo each month, to the...

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Oct 12, 20251 min read
The Safecuterie Project: The Snackle Box
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Gherkin pickles (Vlasic Snack’mms) Garlic or pimento stuffed olives Roasted sunflower and/or pumpkin seeds, in shell Plantain chips Dried fruit (apricots, dates, apple slices, etc) Allergen-free (Enjoy Life brand) Chocolate Mega Chunks Organic Gummy Bears To create: Tahini Roasted Butter Beans 1 15 oz can butter beans, drained ¼ cup tahini or SunButter 1 Tbsp olive oil ½ tsp each salt, garlic powder, onion pow

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Oct 12, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: The Scandi Board
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Wine pickled herring Smoked salmon Smoked oysters (omit if there's a shellfish allergy) Lingonberry jam Plain goat cheese log Rye or Gluten Free Wasa Bread To Create: Pickled onions 1 large red onion, thinly sliced ¾ cup white vinegar ¼ cup water 1 tsp sea salt 1 tsp honey 1 teaspoon caraway seeds Add all ingredients to a bowl or jar and mix well. Allow to sit at least overnight in the refrigerator before serv

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Oct 12, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: BYO Tiny Sammies!!
To purchase (unless you make/grow this stuff already, of course) : Cured meat (salami, prosciutto, capicola, etc) Microgreens Triscuits, or a sturdy gluten-free cracker Mini sub buns (which you could also create, they're hard to find without soy flour) A small assortment of prepared mustards (stone ground, Dijon, etc) Plant Based Mayonnaise To create: Roasted garlic cloves Enough whole garlic cloves to cover the bottom of your oven-safe dish Enough olive oil to just cover th

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Oct 11, 20252 min read
The Safecuterie Project: Midwest Crudite Board
To purchase (or grow, if you do) : Celery sticks Carrot sticks Green and red pepper strips Snap Peas Broccoli florets Cauliflower florets Cucumber slices Radishes To create: Ranch Dressing 1 cup plant-based mayonnaise 1 tsp white vinegar (can substitute pickle juice) 1 tsp dried dill 1 tsp dried chives* ½ tsp onion powder* ¼ tsp garlic powder* ¼ tsp sea salt or to taste Whisk all ingredients together. Chill 1 hour before serving. *Allium allergies - try substituting 1 tsp dri

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Oct 11, 20251 min read
Breakfast Tamale Pie Casserole (dairy, soy, egg, nut, tomato/tomatillo free)
4 large white or sweet potatoes, grated (frozen hash browns are absolutely acceptable here) 1 large white onion, finely chopped 1/4 cup...

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Oct 11, 20252 min read
French Toast Casserole (dairy, nut, soy, egg free)
For the French Toast base: 1/2 loaf bread of choice (great use for the other half of the loaf you got for the stuffing) 1/2 cup garbanzo bean flour (chickpea flour) 2-3 tablespoons demerara or coconut sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon sea salt 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg 1 cup dairy free heavy whipping cream or extra creamy oat milk 1/3 cup melted beef tallow or coconut oil 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Cut bread into cubes (about 1-inch square) and place in a large mixing bowl. Ad

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Oct 11, 20252 min read
Maple Mustard Ham Glaze (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
1 4-7 pound fully cooked boneless spiral ham 1/2 cup brown or coconut sugar 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard 1/2 cup maple syrup Preheat the...

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Oct 11, 20251 min read
Creamy Goat Cheese Mashed Potatoes (dairy, soy, nut, gluten, allium free)
8 large potatoes ¼ cup olive oil ⅓ cup dairy free heavy whipping cream 1 log plain (or seasoned) goat cheese (optional if not tolerated)...

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Oct 11, 20251 min read
The Menu: Thanksgiving, aka The Autumnal Gluttony Festival 🦃
Just in time for the North American Thanksgiving Season, here's your menu for putting on a fairly traditional meal while not including...

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Oct 10, 20251 min read
Baked Apples or Pears (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
4 ripe but firm pears or apples, halved and cored 1 log plain or honey goat cheese or non-dairy feta cheese ½ lb bacon, cooked and...

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Oct 10, 20251 min read
Pumpkin Oat Bars with Chocolate Topping (dairy, egg, soy, nut, gluten free)
2 cups rolled oats 1/2 cup pumpkin puree 1/4 cup non-dairy heavy whipping cream or extra creamy oat milk 1/4 cup SunButter 1/4 cup honey...

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Oct 10, 20251 min read
Turkey & Bacon Gravy (dairy, egg, soy, nut, tomato/tomatillo free)
2 cups turkey broth 1 heaping tablespoon reserved bacon grease 1 heaping tablespoon flour of choice Drippings from a Roasted Whole Turkey...

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Oct 10, 20251 min read
Apple Maple Cranberry Sauce (nut free, only nutritive sugars)
12 oz. bag of cranberries 1 cup apple cider or 100% apple juice 1 cup real maple syrup 3 Tbs lemon zest Clean your cranberries, then...

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Oct 10, 20251 min read
Roasted Brussels Sprouts & Delicata Squash with a Balsamic Maple Glaze (egg, soy, nut, gluten, allium, tomato/tomatillo free)
1 lb Brussels sprouts, cleaned and halved 2-3 delicata squash, washed, seeded, and cut into bite-sized pieces 3 tablespoons olive oil 1...

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Oct 10, 20251 min read
Sweet Potato Pudding (dairy, egg, soy, nut free)
If you're a Millennial, and grew up with Addy's Momma's recipe from Addy's Surprise! / The American Girl Cookbook, this is as close as I...

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Oct 10, 20251 min read
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